I have a Southern drawl, a Mountain Dew addiction, and a tendency to drive faster than I'll ever admit to my Momma. I love Jesus and tattoos. I have come to accept my own insignificance, and I usually have my most profound thoughts in the shower.
tastefullyoffensive:

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"that looks photo-chopped" -my mother

tastefullyoffensive:

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"that looks photo-chopped"
-my mother

(via militarymom)

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rightsided:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Bruh.

rightsided:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Bruh.

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2 days ago

madbeardedviking:

sugashane:

The last time the US armed and funded a group of Syrian rebels, they went on to form what is now ISIS, the same organization which we are trying to defeat by arming and funding a group of Syrian rebels. This country is satire. 

Spot on.

(via runningtherightway)

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2 days ago
pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read


All I got out of that was “I love you sweaty”

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

All I got out of that was “I love you sweaty”

(Source: swag420yolo, via punk-con)

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2 days ago

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

(Source: nudely, via punk-con)

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2 days ago

equestrianrepublican:

conservacat:

equestrianrepublican:

If I survive long enough to retire, I’m going to start a collection of weapons, and when the young children ask why I have so many weapons, I’ll tell them…

"I’m getting ready for the skeleton war fuckboy!"

image

Does this qualify as nightblogging

yes

(via conservacat)

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2 days ago

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

(Source: ivegotmagic, via lifelibertyandthepursuitof5sos)

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5 days ago

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

(via quotelounge)

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
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5 days ago

theotheristhedoctor:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

vereel:

Some awesome Harry Potter references.

Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.

The Harry Potter fandom is the Queen of all fandoms

(via laissezfairecapitalist)

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5 days ago

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via proudgayconservative)

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
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