I have a Southern drawl, a Mountain Dew addiction, and a tendency to drive faster than I'll ever admit to my Momma. I love Jesus and tattoos. I have come to accept my own insignificance, and I usually have my most profound thoughts in the shower.

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

(Source: niggaqueef, via runningtherightway)

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Oh, the authenticity of the ISIS video where they beheaded an American journalist has been confirmed

proudgayconservative:

The identity of the second American journalist they have captured has also been confirmed. 

So they’ve murdered one, have one captive, and they are trying to make America kowtow to them with threats. 

Can we blow them off the face of the earth now?

May I remind you that if we kowtow to them on this, because they have a captive, that ANY American citizen in the Middle East (where ISIS can get to them anyway) will be a target.

(via new-age-conservative)

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7 hours ago

bread-and-wine:

ladyofanaturalstate:

liesbehindalens:

just-a-skinny-boy:

Just wait for it…

Awh. Happy dreams!

this is instant baby fever. be warned.

Woo… you know this turned up the temp on some baby ovens

(via fandomsandconservativelogic)

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8 hours ago

ilikcheez:

xaldien:

chubbymon:

madmaxinabox:

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

image

(via a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son)

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cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

(via equestrianrepublican)

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6 days ago
tastefullyoffensive:

And he claims he doesn’t have a favorite… [j0be]

tastefullyoffensive:

And he claims he doesn’t have a favorite… [j0be]

(via fandomsandconservativelogic)

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6 days ago

bigwands:

ethiopienne:

perfection

It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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6 days ago

Isolationism, best friend of tyrants the world over.

(Source: new-age-conservative, via independent-conservatives)

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6 days ago
freeplanetickettonorthkorea:

proud-republican:

Conservatives, we believe in the 2nd Amendment.


HERE HERE

freeplanetickettonorthkorea:

proud-republican:

Conservatives, we believe in the 2nd Amendment.

HERE HERE

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6 days ago
pikachus-butt asked: Exactly! Thanks for adding that in


Answer:

I think you may have misread what I posted…..

I’m a conservative.

Without Republicans, or perhaps without those who have a conservative ideology in general, you’d end up with a severely underfunded nanny/welfare state, significantly less corporations and businesses to create employment opportunities and generate profit (therefore tax dollars), foreign policy in shambles (ie the “Don’t Do Stupid Shit” Obama Doctrine), etc, resulting in far more civil unrest and poverty than currently exists.

Also, wiping out half the country because they think differently from you kind of defeats the purpose of trying to create a nation that is tolerant and accepting of everyone, doesn’t it?

#justathought

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6 days ago

Frédéric Bastiat (via antigovernmentextremist)

When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law.
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6 days ago

logicd:

omg militarization of police and police brutality omg omg how can this be!

"only the police should have guns"

*votes for more government*

(via butmuhgains)

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6 days ago

runningrepublican:

pikachus-butt:

Imagine if the country was made up of all Republican people o:

hint: there wouldn’t be one

Like 95% of the US military would be gone if all the Republicans left America. 

Good luck.

No one to run businesses and employ the country.

No one to fund the government.

NO ONE TO BUILD THE ROADS. WHAT WILL THEY DO!!!

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