I have a Southern drawl, a Mountain Dew addiction, and a tendency to drive faster than I'll ever admit to my Momma. I love Jesus and tattoos. I have come to accept my own insignificance, and I usually have my most profound thoughts in the shower.
legalfunnybunny:

astroextensionist:

Last film I saw was Restrepo.
dnw to join the army :(

Under the Cherry Moon, starring Prince. He was a gigolo who only slept with rich people. k. 

X-Men: First Class. CHARLES XAVIER FTW

legalfunnybunny:

astroextensionist:

Last film I saw was Restrepo.

dnw to join the army :(

Under the Cherry Moon, starring Prince. He was a gigolo who only slept with rich people. k. 

X-Men: First Class. CHARLES XAVIER FTW

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16 hours ago

herocom89:

hankhillchan:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

Now i feel older than the hills

(via equestrianrepublican)

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16 hours ago

poorrichardsnews:

CMS official: users of $840 Billion Obamacare website should still expect “bumps” in user experience. 

That’s right…the government can’t figure out how to get a working website after spending $840 billion on it

(via gop-tea-pub)

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22 hours ago

hipnerd:

My favorite couple on television.

(via thecaringconservative)

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23 hours ago

m-l-t:

salon:

Our society criminalizes pregnant women and new mothers.

what the hell is wrong with you people

her baby tested positive for speed

why are you shocked pregnant women and new mothers are being criminalized, did you think they were exempt

what kind of bullshit summary is this

i need feminism so i can take speed and give birth to a child that tests positive for it and have no repercussions because my body my choice even if i am risking the health of my newborn

gross

(via butmuhgains)

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23 hours ago
Dumbledore:The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore:Except for detention
Dumbledore:Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore:Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore:I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore:Ten points to Dumbledore
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hpotterfacts:


"He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here…” 

Voldemort, the oldest, who wanted power to conquer death. Snape, the middle brother, who wanted to be with the love of his life, even after death. And Harry, the youngest, who wanted a peaceful life. The Three Brothers.

hpotterfacts:

"He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here…” 

Voldemort, the oldest, who wanted power to conquer death. Snape, the middle brother, who wanted to be with the love of his life, even after death. And Harry, the youngest, who wanted a peaceful life. The Three Brothers.

(via hpotterfacts)

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fandomsandconservativelogic:

askdinkamena:

spiderswantcastotapdance:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

ohana-means-famiree:

jacks-twin:

dreamcatcher-in-gold:

that-lightning-gal:

justateenagxdirtbag:

shieldsarachnid:

Mist Elephant…..WAT

EARTH SHARK

Wind mouse!

{Mist owl oVo}

Rain mouse

Shadow turtle. So I’m dark and slow. Interesting.

flower fox :3

Earth lion…so…a lion…

A moon cat…???

(Source: )

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cultureshift:

Melissa Ohden was born on August 29, 1977. Medical records of her delivery at St. Luke’s Medical Center, Sioux City, Iowa, indicate that she was admitted to intensive care on that date after “Saline infusion for an abortion was done but was unsuccessful” on August 24, 1977, and a pitocin drip was started on August 27 to induce delivery. 

She was erroneously estimated by medical personnel at the time of the abortion to be about 18 weeks’ gestation, when in fact she was closer to six or seven months’ gestation. The medical staff, prompted by a nurse who heard Melissa’s cries and observed her moving after the abortion, did not expect her to live due to respiratory distress and other complications.

Melissa, nonetheless, survived and was adopted. She learned from her adoptive mother at age 14 about the circumstances of her birth and sought to retrieve her medical records, which are available along with other information on her website. She revealed her biography publicly two years ago and has spoken to groups around the country about the value of human life. She and her husband Ryan have a daughter, Olivia, and live in Sioux City.

Learn more about Melissa Ohden and the attempt on her life. She is what the ‘pro-choice’ community so gleefully fights to destroy.

Stand with Melissa. Stand for Life.

(via yourpoliticsarestupid)

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1 day ago
Anonymous asked: Is 8 inches too small?


Answer:

cadburycrazed:

You can never have enough snow.

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1 day ago
vitaminsobsession:


fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via ericaamericaa)

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2 days ago

It’s astounding the number of young people completely ignorant on the concepts of national defense and economics

conservacat:

Thank you oh thank you so much American public school system for molding a generation of zombified MORONS

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